Founded 2023, Melbourne. Where dreams meet reality (and sometimes get punched in the face).
Felix had this crazy idea: build software that doesn't suck.
First software built. Funding needed. Enter: the worst business decision of 2023.
Spoiler alert: Some people are dicks. This guy was a premium member.
This absolute knob was using funds for his personal shopping spree. Services delivered, promises broken.
"Run my operations," he said. "Handle my finances," he said. Felix wasn't qualified for this sh*t, but hey, dreams make you do stupid things.
Enter Greg and Sandor: the best blokes in the f*cking world.
No BS. No false promises. Just straight talk about how hard this actually is.
Not through lies, deceit, or using other people's money for your Tesla payments.
"What you're doing is wrong, and I'm done." Sometimes you just have to say it to their face.
"But what about the systems we built?" Mate, YOU didn't build anything. Felix did the work while you played entrepreneur.
Blocked, deleted, ghost mode activated. Sometimes the best business decision is knowing when to walk away.
Founded: 2023, Melbourne, Australia
Philosophy: No bullshit, just results
Specialties: Web Apps, Mobile Apps, Websites that convert
Why we're different: We've been burned, so we don't burn others
Mentors who saved the day: Greg & Sandor (absolute legends)
This story serves as a learning lesson: surround yourself with honest people, trust your gut, and never let someone else's agenda derail your vision.
That's why our copy is brutal and honest. We've been through the BS, so we won't feed it to you.